Statue molesting / better now than never

                                            Molesting statues in Gran Canaria

                    ( let's just say this is Part I, I might do some more...I like it!)

Yeah I'm late, but better now than never, so today was either staying home and playing dead, not exactly, but as I was a bit down, cought by a flue, I decided to go out and give you a glimpse of some interesting statues in my village...

See, this guy, keeps watching my beautiful mountains, only I chose a bad day...not only for molesting 'him' but for my flue as well, as it turned out we've got CALIMA. What's CALIMA...well, let me put it this way...it's hot...the haze you see is not actually haze, but a lot of dust - sand in the air...all from Africa. It happens quite often, here, and it lasts for a couple of days...so not a very good idea to go out, but as the dust is everywhere, as well as in the house, I decided to  ignore it.

        

Now, that's a close-up of 'him' ...see, he's got a dog, too....

                        

...and now, let's see what's he looking at

        

Well, that would have been a beautiful view, but due to CALIMA...it's not! So I proceed...

         

'You shouldn't be out, staring at the mountains  on a Calima-day...why bother ...'

                           

'I'm talking to you...can you see, now?'

                           

...hmmm, I think , he likes me!!!!!

Now, a couple of blocks away, we've got these two kids...

        

...and YES, the boy is The Canary Pis ( Belgian Manneken Pis is not the only one, hah!)

           

A couple of molesting ideas came to mind, but as tomorrow is market day in my village, I would rather go to the market with a clear conscious, and not give the locals any gossip material on how..'esa loca estranjera...tsk  tsk  tsk!'

Now, prepare yourselves for the next one. This is just amazing! Only 7 km down from my village to the 2nd 'city' in Gran Canaria, Telde....and voila..

                         

YEP...IT'S JOHN LENNON !!!!!!!!! Can you imagine that....Strawberry Fields ...in some God Forsaken place...lost in the Atlantic

 

                          

OK, sure I had ideas on molesting statues...but common guys, this is The Man, after all, so out of respect.....I held his hand...awwwwww

                           

...Yoko, eat your heart out!

 

 

ALL YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT STATUE MOLESTING

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yours truly!

 

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Just memories

              

 Banishing him from her life had been her only ammunition against him. It was better not to see him, she'd told herself endlessly.

That theory rang hollow on those hot, sweaty nights when she spent more time staring at the alarm clock than asleep. In her imagination there was no escaping those flashing deep blue eyes.

Night was when she thought about him, giving him full rein in the hope that he'd remain one of her midnight fantasy heroes and would stop tormenting her by day as well.

At night, she could remember every word he'd ever said to her and in a half-slumber, imagine his arms were around her, holding her, hugging her, making slow passionate love to her. In the daytime, she was ruthless with herself.

She thought to give up on all things she'd fought so long for, simply because he waltzed into her life, nonchalantly assuming she'd dump everything.

And a fling was all it would be, or would it be a deep scar that would ache forever more...she needed more time.

Part II of how do you explain to a friend.....

Well, my friend, Colleen, didn't believe me at first, but she did think I was full of crap, when I told her my 14 months internet story, during many of our sleepless nights, while sitting in our patio or confortably cuddled in the salòn, she made me confess it all, and it did sound like : ' forgive me, my dear friend, but,  I have sined...'

The first step, and, beieve me, the easiest, was explaining the blog, everything else was carefully pulled out of me, even though, I didn't have to put my hand on 'the book' and say 'I swear'....I swear most of the time, anyway. The 'blog' and a few more suspicious behaviours triggered out the famous sentence:

-  'Now listen, young lady, you'r going to sit down and tell me all about this internet thing of yours...and you'r going to start from the very beginning , when did it start, how and where did it start, and what in the heaven's name made you do it'!

Well, when things start with 'now listen young lady', trust me, I DO feel like a young lady, oh, even younger, and somehow my mom gets immediately in the picture with both her arms on her hips and that 'you did something bad look ' in her eyes...not to mention the  'and why was I not told about this'  which makes it just more difficult to explain.

I guess the only thing missing was: 'Does you'r mom know about this', but we'll come to that part, shortly.

So my confession began and there's not a known number of 'hail Marrys' or 'dear father in heaven' that will ever wipe those sins away...j/k...I feel innocent, all the time...NOOOOO, I AM innocent!

And my story began...

Last year in June, during one of those long sleepless, boring nights, when I got tired of playing solitaire, hearts and popping some silly balloons, I went into Yahoo and saw this sign 'Yahoo games' which must have been there forever, but, I guess it wasn't my time to see it, untill that specific night. Now, to explain a bit more  this issue, I've been using the internet for many years, but strictly for business, mails, research and my IM was an easy way to keep in touch with my daughter and my family, who all are skattered around the world.

So back to Yahoo games...click....you'r signed in as...yeah right, I was signed in with my real name....I never knew you could be signed in  any other way...click...wow...so many games....ok lets just see what 'hold 'em poker' is....wth is this...they even got lounges...click 'social lounge 6'....what now???? Am I in...where am I? Oh boy, they TALK in this lounge, and then there's so many 'rooms'....NOW WHAT?

It took a while, and believe me, my heart was already in my throught, slowly but surely suffocating me...but.....yeah, I wonder how my life would have unfolded if I never made that next crucial  'click'...but I did...and with the next 'click' I found myself 'somewhere'...I could see some silly small avatar - faces and YEP, they were playing poker.....but where was I?????

I just watched and couldn't believe my eyes, there was a couple of angels,  some dark knights, a couple of dragons, silvers, and who the hell knows what other names...and the strangest part of all was ...they all talked to each other...and  boy , did they talk FAST!

I thought...OMG, they all know each other, are they family or what?...maybe from the same town or...w/e.....when I saw my name....now READ:  MY OWN NAME on the screen and someone telling me: lknez.....take a seat? WHAT! Now at that precise moment, I think I actually choked, and now,  thinking back, when I didn't get a heart attack, THEN, I don't think I ever will, maybe a stroke or w/e...but not a heart attack!

You may as well laugh now, but, this is a TRUE story!

So, fiverishly thinking where the hell do I type...oh ok, must be here....and I typed out my first words in the cyber space:

'How do I take a seat'?

Pathetic....I know.

I guess I was lucky, because it turned out that the host of that particular room was actually an elderly guy, and I guess, I have to thank him for being very patient and explaining how to 'take a seat', how to change that 'silly green alien face' I got in the beginning /trust me, later on, I would boot anyone who ever entered with that silly green alien face...maybe, I was just trying to save their souls...who knows/....and so I started playing 'Hold 'em poker' on Yahoo games, I got a fright of my life when an extra window opened and someone asked me quite a disgusting question....but in due time, you learn ....you learn, so many things, and I even started talking to 'people' there, I would see familiar names, they would greet me...and slowly we had our own group, playing every night....and YES, that is when I started living eastern time, central time, and pacific time...that's when I aksed that elderly man for his e-mail, and introduced myself and my family immediately the next day, thanked him for showing me how to play hold 'em poker...because I thought that was the proper thing to do.(!!!)...thank God he turned out to be a great person, and a very good friend, up to this day.

 

I found out, it was normal that ppl called you 'babe', 'hon', 'sweetie' even if they didn't know you, I could see some of them were more  involved then others...there were couples, there were parties, there was drama...it was like in real life...we would pass the chips and the beer, we would trade our seats...some would keep falling off...that's when I learned the expression that you can 'duck-tape' him or her....only to find out that it was actually DUCT TAPE.....there was always something going  'on the couch' how we used to call, when you stand up from the game but stay in the same room.....that's when that extra window opens, and you have a private talk with someone...oh well.

I was amazed how they could actually play poker, type comments, have an extra window open and talk on the IM ...all at the same time...and not only with ONE person!

I learned  'ty', 'yw', 'gh', 'lol', 'brb' 'lmao' and a lot of other stuff. I met my first internet friends, Oksy, Danstar, CY and allowed them on my IM, they are still there, and I'm proud to say they will always be there.

And so as I proceeded to confess my internet life, and as I was told not to skip any part...not even a tiny litlle bit, and as I am an honest person and too old to skip any part...anyway...and because I'm actually writting about it now...that's the GOOD part, because its MY blog, and I have the solemn authority over here and therefor you can Take it...or Leave it...my story continued...

Has your chin dropped, yet? Or is it jaw? n/m

Well, months passed, June, July, August, September...there was this particular name that made me skip a heart bit everytime I saw it, I kept asking myself what  the hell's wrong with me...why? Oh boy, he, yeah sure its a HE, what did you think.....well he, typed sooo fast that I could hardly follow every word...but he was just too funny...and yeah..he kept falling of his chair , most of the time...and I found myself playing poker and checking if that specific HE is there...then when HE would appear , I would go 'aaahhh'....yeah, you heared me...pathetic...I know!

Then for a period of time HE dissapeared, maybe I even forgot, but then one day, when that name reappeared on the screen, there was that strange feeling again...very strange, believe me...too strange for my age, anyway....our friends greeted him... I was quiet, he said he just came back from his vacation....I was quiet, I don't even know if I was playing or just staring at the conversation...then I greeted him, too....there was a short pause...and he said: 'hey you, I flew over you'....well by then everybody knew I lived in the Canary Islands, so coming over to Europe, one way or the other one could, ofcours, fly over me theoretically or hypotetically...but those words triggered  and changed my life...later, by the way, we did figure out that he didn't actually fly over the Canaries...but some other God forsaken island.

You think I won't say it, well, I will...I was 48, I was going through some major set backs in my life, I was playing poker on Yahoo games, and I fell in love with a name on a screen.Yep, sue me. (I'm using the 'new Pickles keyboard!)

From there, we became a regular couple on  poker while chatting on the messenger...every single day and for many, many hours.

Somewhere in November, when Cy, Sheila aka Danstar, and I started our blogs, I gradually stopped playing poker and started exploring the Y360. I was, rather, glad I left Yahoo games, while He and I moved to the next phase of phone calls.

The house was again filled with laughter, I was leading a rather strange life, but I had a smile on my face, I was happy and I felt more alive then ever!

At this moment, my friend, Colleen, left the 6-pack of Heineken and brough a bottle of  Whisky.

Yes, I told her the whole story through a mixture of tears and laughter...how my daughter knew about it, my two sons, my mom, and  damn it, even my husband knew about it! And you know something else, they all repsected it.

Our lives may have gone in different directions, the time came when we had to take care of other priorities and face the reality and qualify....life goes on, I blog from time to time, I still have only Cy, Sheila and Him on my IM, and my dear friend Colleen  understands now and believes 'strange' things can happen on the internet......

but ...

she still thinks I'm full of crap....oh and we're passed the phase that all you guys are serial killers...so there's still hope that one day she just might start her own blog...and for your damn curiosity that often kills more than just one innocent cat...yes, that was a true story, now I'm just having a crush on   Eros Ramazotti, (lol) and it feels GREAT.... so take that ...and sue me! ( A Big  TX to Pickles for the new keyboard)

****eventually, I'll  make some graphics to go with the  story...now I just need a drink****

How do you explain to a friend......

I haven't written a blog for a long time, just did some regular challenges, but then, its summer, as I said , not really the season, here, and I've been mostly IN and OUT of the island, but, at the moment I have a very dear friend, visiting from over-seas...yeah everyone who comes here, is from 'overseas- damn it, I DO live on an island....

 So, we reviewed and touched base /as a beloved friend of mine likes to say/ for the past couple of days, we visited our favorite places and friends, stashed the fridge with enough of Shandy, regular Heiny, Scotch, Gin, Vodka, lots of lemon, lime, and bags of ice...some local queso de cabra and red wine, Malaga Virgen /you never heard of that....well , too bad/ Francisco, who's got this fab restaurant just up the hills, does the rest of feeding us, and Sir Edward and his Great Dane companion Willson do the rest of Brit-Twit-ol'-Colonial-what's-the-weather-like-casual-crap'!

So, you'll be thinking, like, oh well, its the same old Lila's story of her life...you are right, you know, BUT

Oh YES,

there's a bit BUT, there.... even, though I do not blog lately, I do check up on you guys as much as I can, so last night.....and that's where the title of this blog begins:

...how do you explain to a close friend of yours....what's a blog...who are those people out there...so here it comes:

Lila: Listen, Colleen, I'll just have to check on my gang for a while....won't be long!

 Colleen: Oh, we going out, tonight?

Lila: Ummm....errrr....NO!

 Colleen: So, then who's the gang?

Lila: Well, ummmm, its really a long story, but, ummm, ok, you may watch, if you want. /what a stupid thing to say..http://planetlila.multiply.com/

Colleen: WATCH!!!!! What in the heaven's name do you mean, Lila?

 Now all of you know exactly what I mean, but you should have seen Colleen's face at that moment....it was FUN!

Lila: Hey, come over here.http://planetlila.multiply.com/pointing at the computer in the study/ ...sit, and I'll explain on the way.

Colleen: Oh, you need to check the e-mails, before you see the 'gang'........and you want me to sit and watch while you DO THAT?

 Lila: Colleen, just shut up, and sit here! OK?

Colleen, who knows when I steam up, just does what she's told, so we begin......

Lila: See, this is my BLOG!

 Colleen: What's a BLOG?

Lila: Never mind, now that....and see those people here...well, they're my gang...my friends...K?

Colleen: Your friends?

Lila: OK, you either SHUT UP and LISTEN, or else.........so , you see, today's a big tribute to my NYC friend EDDO , and I have to fix my page, snatch his background, make my face look like him...and well...do a lot of other silly things...but it's FUN!

Colleen: You mean, you know this guy?

 Lila: Well, lets just say that I do....sounds weird to you....but just let me continue and you'll get the point.K?

 Colleen: .......K........

Lila: WOW, omg, look Colleen, they all look like him! This is FUN!

 Colleen: mmmmhhmmmmm

Lila: Now, look at fairEst ...wow, isn't she adorable? Oh and, you know what , they both are from Philippines, but living in the States....

 K, now we can drop in for a cup of coffee at JAVA's....wow, you should see how she writes her blogs...and you know what, this summer she actually met some of the GREAT bloggers...yeah, like in real life. She met SUCKA now, how can you just not love him, then she met DANI the cosmic twin , who's a friend of MISSY, and they also met RICH aka American Hooligan F³ and his wife Marsha! Now isn't that COOL?

Colleen: mmmhhhmmmm

 Lila: Yeah, they went to Yahoo's headquarters and thanks to those guys we have the blogs, IM, mail and lots of other stuff like all the DRAMA!!!!!

Colleen: mmmmhhmmmmm

Lila: Oh boy, KERRI trashed their a**es today...WTG, babe!

Colleen: I'll get some more BOOZE!

Lila: .....ummmm....sure......let me see what's HYIIDRA 's up too....must see if she got that job! Hey, Colleen, you must see how she trashes and bit**es over forward mail and other stuff...boy, I love that woman!Did you know that she had this huge storm...then her house was without power...you know, the fridge drooled away...and she actually went for a job interview with the guys who switch 'ON and OFF' her power....WOW....just love her!

Colleen: What's forward mail?

Lila: ummm.....I'll explain that, later, now lets go and say HI to CY , oh we go a looong way back, its been a year now, since we met, together with my dear friend Danstar aka Sheila...and by the way she also introduced me to Ellie and oh did they give me support when I was sick...remember, Colleen? Sheila also introduced me to a fascinating lady SABER. ..awwww she's just one of a kind...you know, we even like the same movies...and her backgrounds are superb!

K, now, where was, I......ahhhh, YES...CAROL,  she did all the N3S challenges, when DAISY got too busy over 'lil Daisy', oh and Carol is such a darling...and she loves Wisteria trees!

Wait a minute....I just got a message from DORID , she does the Classic image challenges....I just love those!

Colleen: You've given up on painting?

Lila: Ofcours I haven't...but this is just more fun!

K....now...what's Señor Jefe  been up to. Ya know, he's a ranger, and they've got lots a fires going on right now...hey come and see this DC10 they converted into a huge fire-extinguisher...WOW!

Colleen: ...a WHAT?

Lila: Never mind......k...now...oh my Side C is back from his vacation. He went to Greece....oh and he's jobless but useful, just love reading his blogs. Good to see him back!

Colleen: Who's this one that you keep talking too, while you're checking all those other people?

 Lila: Oh, G REG aka MY TWIT ...ummm...that's a long story, Colleen, and I'm not in the mood of explaining that particular one, but he just started blogging, which I find real cool, you would rather like him....or not...never mind now that!

Let's see.....hey look here, see ...MISSY...she's from 'down-under...Australia,...hah, like you...yeah you're just 'down-under from South Africa' LMAO...

 Colleen: Whats all this 'lol' lmao' 'rofl'?????

 Lila: COLLEEEEEEEEENNN?????? Don't you know ANYTHING about internet?

Colleen: As far as business is concerned, mails, etc.

Lila: Yeah.....you sound like ME - but a year ago...that's when I discovered this world...and I like it!

Must see what's going on with ZUSIQUE she just moved to Texas with her daughter...oh and she also met KERRI .

FRANCES CA, just adore her, she's from GB married to an Italian, wow you should see how she redecorated her kitchen!

 Then P HIL is on his vacation...or hiatus as he calls it...can't wait for his regular blogs!

Oh and DON NA is spending time with her dad, I think of her a lot....some very difficult times for her now...love that woman!

 Katherine 

 just came back from her vacation...and WOW, she met a cool guy, hope that works out!

 MYK did the coverage of WC then he did the challenge of all the States...WOW, you should have seen what ALASKARAP did...WOW, is he good with html and you know...we were nearly at the same time in Jakarta-Indonesia, when we were kids...isn't that COOL?

 Colleen: ...another Shandy...dear????

Lila: ...yep...tx! Hey, SAIL, hows the new house...been sailing lately?

....and LEE aka always LEE is taking care of her mom at the moment...miss her!

Now , you should meet S ARAH ...you'd just love her, oh my, her mom's from Romania, her native land is Yemen,....baptized Catholic, raised Islamic, learned Hebrew at school, and now she's migrated to Germany...WOW!

And this IS a GREAT blogger Your Dream L*ver!™ (as far as mind s*x)...he named me Dudette! Must catch up on his blogs...but I need more then just one night, for that!

 I wonder where's INNA

my Bobolina...she's Russian, living in SF....miss her sooo much! Did you know she was actually hugged by Amma?????

Colleen: Who's Amma?

Lila: Never mind...I'll tell you later....now leetttmmeeeseee....hey..melkidt , look just how he photoshops he's pics! AMAZING! Oh, he did one of mine , too! Like that!

...and CY also introduced me to a beautiful lady LILAC , isn't it just fascinating how you meet interesting friends here?

 Colleen: mmmhhmmmmm

 Lila: Must say Hi to CYN she showed me how to use glitter graphics and she too was there when I was feeling real bad, got some good advice from her...do you want to see some great pics of lil' eagles?

Colleen: 'lil eagels'???

Lila: Well, maybe not exactly eagles...but they sure looked like ones! Sooo cute! K...now, where were we....yeah...did you know there is another LILA aka other Lila on here....boy was I surprised when I found that out!

Hah, you'd never ever need another book, if you knew SCOTT and LYN , but Lynn just came back from her vacation, then she got sick...she hates to puke, though, and then suddenly she said adeau' to all of us...hope she didn't mean that seriously!

Then JANET

 is from the Antibes, and she's also on vacation...well aren't we all...but I just need to check up on some more...k?

Colleen: ...mmmhhhmmmm

 Lila: I love the way Suzygirl writes, and she's sooo beautiful, too....actually I used to read her blog before, we had a mutual friend, James, then he stopped blogging, went to Indonesia, and Switzerland, now he's back in the States...but ...wonder what happened to him? And another friend I met through James, was Julie Wong she's from Malaysia and just got married in June...in London. She hasn't blogged lately...well...she's got other things on her mind, now for sure!

And you know there is this beautiful couple, MERRI and Sheldon, now that's  a  real love story, I'm sooo happy for both of them!

 Wow, what great time must Mi chael Craig be having...all the time between Paris and Tuscany...yeah, he's on vacation , too!

K...now, I must drop and see what's KAR IN been up too, she went 'goth' for a couple of days...that was cool...she's got a piercing too...WOW!

 Lila: Oops

Colleen: Excuse me..???

Lila: Nawww, I'm just checking on Oops

Colleen: ...oh

Lila: And Ca t and Stephanie too! H eart of Montana will be boarding a plane ...off to meet her destiny in August...wish her all the luck in the world...oh and while we are at luck....here's Lucky Lisa, love her jokes...and the way she got my attention..lol!

JustB e is from Romania, loves dreaming and watching clouds, beautiful page....and Zoe, oh my, must check up on her, too!

Kat hasn't seen Superman , cuz, she was waiting for her 'man' to ask her...meanwhile ...yep, he saw it... and Angie is another beautiful lady from the Philippines, I think she's got 2 blogs, and I have to check both of them!

CeeCe e....what a lady...love her!

Must go see what's up with Redhe dsouth...she loves making corn bread and is a expert in crochet!

You remember the song ' don't make my brown eyes blue', well it looks like T anya G singing it!

And MIKE says 'Be afraid, VERY afraid cause I'MMMM BAAAACK!!!........

Now this guy was born in Brazil and lives in Texas now,  Danil o,   had some great pics on his blog, as well as poetry...but maybe he just got a life, after all, haven't seen him in ages!

 Lila: Holly Sh**!!!!! Do you know what time it is, Colleen????

Colleen: Yes dear, it's 3.30 in the morning!

Lila: OMG, I'm sorry....well...at least you know what I meant by 'checking up on my gang' now?

Colleen: I sure did!

 While we were getting ready for bed, I felt real guilty, but...then what could I do...so I decided I'll skip the 'checking up on my gang' for a couple of days...then , maybe, one day, when Colleen is out on her own...I'll sneak in again.

 The next morning...well....kinda noon, to be exact, while Colleen was preparing coffee and I was just emerging from my bedroom, trying hard not to open my eyes yet...at least not before I had my first sip of coffee, Colleen asked:

- Are we gonna check on those guys and see what they're up to?

..need a haircut lately???

I'll be pushing off during summer, which is not really THE season here on the island, but then it does get a bit too pesky to handle, so I'll be checking up on you guys from time to time and I'll post some pics...as they come.

Oh, and by the way, I'M NOT MISSING YOU YET....BUT I WILL!

Have a good one!

 

 

Colorgenics

Taken from Sheila's and Saber's blog

Was it yesterday that I mentioned in my blog: 'Enough is enough' / this is starting to sound real creepy.....

Colorgenics

http://www.paulgoldin.com/colorgenics.htm

You are a very sensitive person and you try hard (perhaps a little too hard) to make favourable impressions and to be recognised by your peers. But you have that inherent need to feel appreciated and admired and you are easily hurt if all of your endeavours go by unappreciated or not acknowledged. Stop trying so hard.

In actual fact you are not willing to exert yourself in any way. You have that truly 'laid back' attitude and are unwilling to extend yourself or exert undue effort. You feel that to move forward - be it in your life style or in business relationships - would require more energy output than you are prepared to give at this time. You want to take life easy and your attitude is such that 'Enough is Enough'.

Matters are not progressing as well as you would have hoped and you are having to make concessions - but you still believe that your goals are realistic it's just that people can't seem to see your point of view. You know what you want but you'll only accept suggestions under duress.

You are frustrated and stressed. You appreciate the finer things in life but at all times you appear to stay aloof, critical of everything and everyone about you. You will not be carried away by your emotions and you refuse to trust anyone or any situation unless genuineness and integrity can be absolutely vouched for. Therefore, you keep a strict and watchful control on your feelings as you must know exactly where you stand at all times. You demand complete sincerity as a protection against your own tendency to be too trusting.

You are being very dogmatic, insisting that there is to be absolutely no equivocation whatsoever about your achievements and accomplishments.